US President Donald Trump gave our president a call Monday evening. The agenda was unknown, but South Africans had their own speculations, and it would be mean of us not to share.
Donald Trump: I’m building a wall & Mexico will pay for it.
— Leandri J van Vuuren (@Lean3JvV) February 13, 2017
Donald #Trump: I build a wall to take care of my problems
Jacob Zuma: I go AWOL when there’s problems…Wall..AWOL get it?#ZumaTrumpCall
— AbortedNews (@AbortedNews) February 13, 2017
Zuma: I took their money and built Nkandlaaaa
Trump: What is that?
Zuma: It’s Nkandlaaaa he he he… pic.twitter.com/ez4Had47BO
— Galeboe (@GeeMolema) February 14, 2017
Trump: How’re u Watermelon head?
JZ: He he he. Donald, can I get the tender to pleister the wall??
— Mafumeza (@nkululeko_tau) February 13, 2017
#ZumaTrumpCall In a nutshell.
He wants to save us. pic.twitter.com/PG8sPkmNYF
— TweetGuru (@JustKholii_) February 13, 2017
Zuma: and then they didn’t even let me speak
— dean (@Deano_vW) February 13, 2017
— Let me explain: (@JayShantaram) February 13, 2017
— Rex The Gemini (@O_RexBryant) February 14, 2017
DJT: What are you going to do with all the victims of inequality, poverty, unemployment etc?
— Cover of Rogue™️ (@Stevens947) February 14, 2017
— Kristine Pearson (@KPLifeline) February 14, 2017
Black Twitter CSI understands that Trump asked Zuma why do Zulu people want kill van Damme & he wants the reply in writings #ZumaTrumpCall
— IG:AdvBarryRoux (@Barry_Roux) February 14, 2017
— #4Dayz Link On Bio! (@SnobTheRapper) February 14, 2017
Trump: Boy ksasa iValentine, awuthi umfaz lapho ngizwe esaseSA…
Zuma: hehehe awumfuni uBaleka Mbethe, the madam speaker?
— Sbonokuhle Promoter (@SbonokuhleQ) February 13, 2017
Zuma; the people want me to fall
Trump; why don’t you fall?
Zuma; is my tummy
Zuma; I bounce back easy#ZumaTrumpCall
— ✌ February (20/02) (@Tshepo_sebino) February 13, 2017