JOB HUNTING?? I'D RATHER BE…

Shani Rhoda

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Most of us are currently searching for a way to get our foot in the door leading to our careers. For those who are lucky enough to be employed (and getting paid for it), you’re probably able to relate to what’s coming next. And for those who are not yet at that point, have fun […]

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Most of us are currently searching for a way to get our foot in the door leading to our careers. For those who are lucky enough to be employed (and getting paid for it), you’re probably able to relate to what’s coming next. And for those who are not yet at that point, have fun hating the following activities. When you start searching for a job, they’ll become fun.

1.Liking your crushes status…from 2 years ago.

2.Pouring out your heart to someone and receiving “K” as a reply.

3.Having construction workers whistling and making vulgar comments as you walk by.

4.Going out with friends…and being the only single one.

Being the third wheel

5.Getting a sun tattooed around your belly button.

Having the sun shine out of your belly button

6.Taking financial advice from a homeless person.

7.Taking a road trip with your parents,

Having fun with the 'rentals

8.And listening to the Bee Gees all the way.

9.Registering for another course at varsity.

10.Having a mosquito bite on your earlobe,

11.And having someone scratch it, causing more itch.

12.Having sand blow into your eyes,

13.While you’re driving.

14.Reading the whole dictionary.

15.Reading the whole dictionary for no reason.

uhm...reading?

16.Not knowing you have some pie crumbs on your face.

17.Having people stare at the pie crumbs on your face.

18.Smiling back at the people staring at the pie crumbs on your face.

19.Having those people stare back at you like you’re a creep.

20.Having someone point out that you have pie crumbs on your face.

21.Having them mention it in a lift full of people.

Please see points 16-21

22.Receiving continuous notifications of comments made on a photo you commented on a week ago.

23.Drinking soda water with ice.

24.Getting a text from your boyfriend/girlfriend saying “We need to talk”.

The "We need to talk" face

25.Driving behind a truck.

26.Driving behind a truck travelling at 50km/h.

Truck life

27.Laying on the kitchen floor and pretending to be a breadcrumb.

28.Taking relationship advice from a divorcee.

29.Saying you’ll be Michelle of Destiny’s Child when you have a choice.

30.Supporting WITS in the Varsity Cup.

Images:

http://www.thefiskfiles.com/2013/09/cookies-kids-and-doctor.htmlhttp://www.sodahead.com/living/admit-it-do-you-hate-it-when-your-single-friend-finds-love/question-2574967/http://flickchickcanada.blogspot.com/2010/11/fridays-top-5-road-trip-movies.htmlhttp://www.makeitmissoula.com/2012/11/bob-wire-blog-writers-know-words-good/

http://www.dramabeans.com/2014/03/sly-and-single-again-episode-2/comment-page-2/

http://expatandthecity.blogspot.com/2011/05/beautiful-day-to-drive-alone-in-kuwaiti.html

http://andycool.hubpages.com/hub/Belly-Button-Tattoos

http://www.channelweb.co.uk/crn-uk/news/2323958/vars-xp-security-extension-is-no-excuse-for-complacency